Presentación Powerpoint Travestis

• PRIMARY TEACHER: "Because I wanted to get across."

• HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER: "Although the explanation, dear beasts, can not understand."

• SCHOOL TEACHER: "To know why the chicken crossed the road (subject to be included in the part-morning) reading the notes from page 2 to the 3050 '.

• Plato : 'For your sake. Across the road is the truth. "

• Aristotle : 'It is the nature of the chicken crossing the road. "

• KARL MARX: 'It was historically inevitable. "

• ICSC JAMES T. TAN KIRK : 'To go where no other chicken has gone before. "

• Hippocrates 'has crossed the road because of excessive secretions in the pancreas. "

• MARTIN LUTHER KING JR : 'I had a dream where all chickens were free to cross a road without having to justify their actions. "

• RICHARD M. NIXON: 'The chicken did not cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road ever. "

• Niccolo Machiavelli: "The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. "Who cares why? Only to cross the road justifies whatever motive and would have had. "

• SIGMUND FREUD: "The fact that you worry about why the chicken crossed the road and strong sense reveals your latent sexual insecurity."

• BILL GATES: "Just just finished the new show 'Officepollo2008' in addition to cross roads, will be capable of hatching eggs, file your important documents, etc ...

• GALILEO : 'And yet, it crosses. "

• Mariano Rajoy: 'The chicken crossed the road manipulated by the PSOE, to go to demonstrate in front of PP'.

• BILL CLINTON: 'I swear on the constitution that nothing has happened between the chicken and I'

• NEO (Matrix): 'The chicken does not exist. "

• EINSTEIN : 'The fact that it is the chicken crossing the road or the road is moving under the chicken, it depends. Is relative to the benchmark. "

• ZEN : 'The chicken can cross the road in vain, only the Master knows the sound of her shadow behind the wall. "

• STALIN: "We must shoot the chicken immediately, and also to witness the scene and 10 people chosen at random for failing to prevent this act of subversion."

• FIDEL CASTRO: "The chicken is a deserter so crossed the road but regret the injustices of the other highway and creditanme chicken again. "

• GEORGE W. BUSH:

'The fact that the chicken has crossed the road in spite of UN resolutions is a serious attack on democracy, justice and freedom. This proves beyond any doubt that we should have bombed this road long ago.

In order to ensure peace in that region, and to ensure that the values we uphold are again attacked by this kind of terrorism, the government of the United States has decided to send 17 aircraft carriers, 46 destroyers and 154 frigates , with support from the land of 243,000 infantry and air of 846 bombers, which will have as its task in the name of freedom and democracy,iaran a preferential rate on some of the production, in exchange for their full cooperation.

In this new country of justice, peace and freedom, we can assure them that never a chicken try to cross a road, for the simple reason that no more roads and chickens do not have legs. God bless America '